An exhaustive investigation into Mark Zuckerberg’s saucy bookshelves

There are an infinite number of articles we could write about Facebook, sorry, Meta’s performance at its Connect event.

The whole thing was a trainwreck. It’s a situation where I feel stuck between laughter (“man, Zuckerberg really has no self-awareness”) and abject horror (“he really wants to control the future of the internet”).

But I cannot let my journalistic powers be weighed down by such concerns. I have a job, nay, a public service to do. And do it I must.

So, please join me on an investigation into Mark Zuckerberg’s bookshelves.

The smoking gun

Around one minute and 45 seconds into the Facebook Connect presentation, the Zuck speaks in front of this wall: